“This will be different than anything you have. This isn’t the Royals, this isn’t the T-Bones, this isn’t the Monarchs, this isn’t anything. This is going to be something new.

But because it can be difficult to keep straight your tomahawks from your T-bones, we’ve made it easy for you to decode them by helping you understand what part of the cow they come from ...

So go ahead and break out that ruler the next time you're chomping down in a chophouse within the 50 states, just to be totally sure that porterhouse isn't actually three T-bones in a trench coat.

“Green Tambourine” followed the pattern. And yes, it included a tambourine. 8. Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) (John Fred and His Playboy Band) (1967) This one-hit wonder was a mild satire of the ...