THOSE French students rioting in the streets? That’s limbs, man. And we’re going to do the same because they’re right, school ...
A MAN who attempted to chat up a woman in a dog park has been outed as a loather of dogs pretty much immediately.
WHAT’S in a name? Well, if given to a child it can forever determine their position at the bottom end of Britain’s hierarchy.
US politicians who could never understand how routinely farcical everyday life in the UK is are still insisting they know who ...
JEFFREY Archer, 1940-2026, statesman, bestselling author, Olympic 100m sprint gold medallist, astronaut, and faithful husband has passed on. In his own words: Jeffrey Archer was born to humble ...
Girlfriend babbling on about the vivid carpet of colours autumn brings? Those leaves are the scarlet of death. Trees shed all their foliage, not giving a shit about the mess they’ve made, and a few ...
A THREESOME has been thrown into crisis after it became apparent that one member of the trio was contributing significantly less than the other two. The three-way evening of erotic delight descended ...
A THREESOME has been thrown into crisis after it became apparent that one member of the trio was contributing significantly less than the other two. The three-way evening of erotic delight descended ...
It’s a disgrace this isn’t already on the market after Deep Blue Sea (1999) explained all you need is brain juice out of a shark. Invest in an oversized syringe and go to your local Sea Life Centre.
A WELL-STOCKED city watering hole is ready to cater to the needs of drinkers who want to choose from up to 28 differently-named 4.5 per cent IPAs with citrus notes. Thanks to its generous selection of ...
THE Green Party has taken a controversial stance on Zionism because it was worried it might become a viable political party. Concerned by how their recent gains could result in them actually taking a ...
EASTENDERS star Danny Dyer has let his guard down and dropped the whole Cockney pretence at a dinner party with friends. Dyer, who admits he is exhausted after keeping it up for years, surprised ...
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