Stuart: Dessers should stay, 25 goals a season guaranteed. Great work-rate and can handle the pressure of the nine shirt. Responds sensibly to daft questions from the press and scorer of great goals.

Texas Rangers' starting pitcher Kumar Rocker downed three bottles of pickle juice in order to battle cramps during the Rangers' 2-1 win over the Chicago White Sox on Sunday, per AP News' Schuyler Dixon.

In a perfect world, Kumar Rocker probably wouldn’t have been starting for the Rangers on Sunday afternoon. The Rangers entered the day with the best rotation in the American League and one of the best of that group,

Go right down the line: Sergeant Disappointment, Big Al Lafrenière, can be had and, yeah, even Glory Boy Will Cuylle. From what The Maven has been told, this Rangers house-cleaning will be more like a skyscraper razing.

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Meanwhile, Rangers midfielder Nedim Bajrami insists he is going nowhere despite transfer speculation linking the 26-year-old with a move to Serie A. (Glasgow Times)

On the same day the world watched O.J. Simpson's Bronco pursuit, the New York Rangers rode a wave of euphoria up the Canyon of Heroes.