Choose your fighter — a playful, slightly Southern-sounding Christmas elf parading the details of Santa's list or a sassy green creature who delivers the perfect holiday-themed remarks.

We found ornaments, tree toppers, skirts, and other trimmings for a variety of Christmas tree themes, from a coastal beach motif to decor celebrating reformed holiday curmudgeon the Grinch.

“Wrote an entire grinch 2 script,” they wrote. “Like a sequel to Jim Carey’s grinch movie specifically. Took him like 8 months and it’s all stolen jokes, reads like a unabomber manifest ...